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                     1.       man 
                           -----------          Ans. = man overboard 
                              board 
                   
                
                     2.       stand 
                           -----------         Ans. = I understand 
                               i 
          
           ok?....get the drift?  Let?s try a few now & see how you fare ??? 
          
          
                     3.  /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ 
          
                     Ans. = reading between the lines 
          
          
                     4.       r 
                             road 
                              a 
                              d 
          
                     Ans. = cross road 
          
          
                     5.     cycle 
                             cycle 
                             cycle 
          
                     Ans. = tricycle 
          
          
                     6. 
                               t 
                               o 
                               w 
                               n 
          
                     Ans. = downtown 
          
          
                     7. 
                             le / 
                               / vel 
                              / 
          
                     Ans. = split level 
          
          
                     8 .     0 
                           ------------ 
                             M.D. 
                             Ph.D. 
          
                     Ans. = two degrees below zero 
          
          
                     9.     knee 
                          ------------ 
                             light 
          
                     Ans. = neon light (knee on light) 
          
          
                     10.        ii   ii 
                                ---------- 
                                 O   O 
                     Ans. = circles under the eyes 
          
          
                     11.      dice 
                               dice 
          
                     Ans. = paradise 
          
          
                     12.     t 
                              o 
                              u 
                              c 
                              h 
          
                     Ans. = touchdown 
          
          
                     13.     ground 
                            --------------- 
                              feet 
                              feet 
                              feet 
                              feet 
                              feet 
                              feet 
          
                     Ans. = six feet underground 
          
          
                     14.     he?s / himself 
          
                     Ans. = he?s by himself 
          
          
                     15.     ecnalg 
          
                     Ans. = backward glance 
          
          
                     16.    death / life 
          
                     Ans. = life after death 
          
          
                     17.     THINK 
          
                     Ans.  think big !! 
          
          
           And the last one is "the feeling when missing you".....
          
          
                     18. 
          
                     ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb.... 
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                  Ans.  long time no ?c?(see)

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